Yeah, racism, arrests, whatever. I heard ya.
But what was that? No, after the part about beer mugs.
BUD LITE?
Obama, you’re the most powerful man in America. I don’t know much about the innerw0rkings of the White House kitchen, but I’m sure they have it in their power to get you any beer you could ever want. They don’t have to serve you piss. You didn’t invite Professor Gates and Sargeant Crowley to go against you and Biden in flip cup! Order a decent ale, please!
And Sam Adams Lite? Mr. Gates, you’re smarter than Jesus, you don’t need to worry about your weight. Those extra calories will not make you dumber.
So Sargeant Crowley, we, thacant, congratulate you on choosing a beer with flavor. Or as you may say, flavah. I bet you even drank more than one.
Biden, n/a? … no comment.
I’m not the only one up-in-arms about this happy hour. U.S. brewers are irked that among all the beer served that afternoon, only one is produced in America, and the one was a light beer. Sam Adams Light, but light nonetheless is produced in Boston, props to Mr. Gates for his Boston loyalty. Blue Moon is produced by Coors, which has shared ownership in the UK. Bud Light – which, by the way, sucks – is produced by Anheuser-Busch, now based in Belgium.
Perhaps we can all take a cue from Richard Neal, a Massachusetts Congressman who has written the White House extending his hopes that the meeting would promote “beer-drinking nationalism.” Congressman Neal expressed his disdain for Bud as he claimed that he and the president “both share a common interest in fostering the success of American-headquartered companies.”
America!
Cheers, Congressman.
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