remember kids, it’s never too early for rock and roll music

It’s Christmas Eve and I wake up to my phone alarm at 8:20 that I never turned off, and in fact probably (?) drunkenly turned on. Quickly, I panic at the thought of going to work today. Then I remember I don’t need to be there until 7:30 tonight. I turn it off and roll over only to fall asleep for another forty minutes. Creaking from our (finally!) working radiators and the wind getting through the cracks of my windows, my room is a mix of familiar sounds. Immediately the craving to re-watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, that has been tempting me quietly for weeks, seems like the only morning activity. Then I see the book I purchased yesterday, Rock and Roll Will Save Your Life. I finish the intro and first chapter, which I had glossed over in Kramer Books yesterday. Steve Almond has this life theory that I know we all identify with, the Drooling Fanatic. I bought the book not only because he’s funny and you can tell he likes the reader, but Aimee Mann is quoted on the front. I turn it over and see a longer quote from her and another from Dan Bern. A man I know a lot about from never hearing his music. Almond’s writing is simple. He uses surprising language that will, and I think already has, gotten me out of my book rut. I haven’t read someone who genuinely loves music like this since Chuck Klosterman’s 2005 Killing Yourself To Live: 85% A True Story (that I also stumbled upon accidentally.) When you find music writing like this it makes you fall in love with music all over again.

judas

Last night I’m pretty sure I had an epiphany about Bob Dylan. His only listen-able album for me is Live, 1966 The Royal Albert Hall Concert [Disc 2] with Leopard Skin Pill-Box Hat, One Too Many Mornings, Ballad of a Thin Man and the infamous yelling of an English crowd member JUDAS (and Dylan’s retort of ….I don’t believe you….you’re a LIAR!!) It made me think, hmm well the Beatles were building their army in America at this very time and here was the poet, yet completely forgotten rock guitar god (and Google-able guitarist Robbie Robertson) back across the pond not smiling for the camera, smoking with twisted hands and fingernails, stirring the proverbial pot (and giving it out to the Beatles), singing tormented lyrics about the geek at the circus and one of the greatest love songs, and a ranking favorite (Pill-Box). I am convinced it’s about Edie Sedgwick. (I didn’t realize he had a love ‘affair’ with her until I endured Factory Girl. I use the word endured here because Hayden Christensen, for reasons misunderstood, was recruited to play Bob Dylan.) It is one of the greatest Live records I know and every time I listen to it, hits and all, it makes me realize the musical relationship between America and England in the 60s, and how complicated it was. Epiphany long over due, the Bob Dylan story in my life has now come full circle and I feel like I can move on without ever leaving him behind.

The best part about being alone on days like Christmas Eve and Christmas is that you get to be alone. No one is around. The train isn’t crowded, the streets are nothing but cold and you can play music at a louder than acceptable volume at 9am on Saturdays. With all the Best Of… lists squirming through my head lately, and the full album listens I’ve been devoting my brain to, I revert to my 2009 favorite album of the year (disclaimer, this has legit surprised more people than intrigued them) the Dirty Projectors’ Bitte Orca. A record that I listened to so much that I couldn’t for a while. But now when I hear it, I’m transported to winter of last year. Officially it’s become one of those records that can put you in a past place just from the opening chords.

there's something about his greasy hair...

At a 9am full volume I crack open one of the greatest Christmas presents I’ve ever gotten, all the way from London, the White Stripes photo book. (Thank you Morgan.) It is hardly a chronicle as it’s a presentation of art. Huge fold out newspaper sized photos, creased hardly down the middle, double sided. I figured the only proper way to display them would to put them between glass and hang them in a loft or hallway. I read the fine print and race to search about this Detroit garage rock band that Jack White played guitar for before him and Meg crafted the White Stripes: the Go. Doing exactly what I wanted to avoid all day until work, I am staring into a computer screen. Throwing myself into musical obsessions and loud rock earlier than planned. I’m afraid, quite frankly I know, it will lead to the filth in my apartment to build up and the choice to avoid human contact for the rest of the day.

As much as I want to turn on 24 hours of A Christmas Story, sweep the floor, and cook the spinach and mushrooms that I know if I don’t eat before lunch tomorrow will be spoiled, I can’t help but sit in my pajamas and reorganize my music library for the umpteenth time. My Christmas present to you, this new band: Tame Impala. Hailing from Australia, and the suggestions of Sokol and a co-worker playing them loudly in our empty office yesterday, I can finally remember their name after them blatantly popping up everywhere. What’s to follow? My favorite records of the year? Maybe. Until then, here’s a friend’s who has it planned and thought out more than I could try to do right now.

“I can’t tell if you wanna hit me/or if you wanna dance.”

This just got real. So there’s this new band out, or would I call them a band? You might have heard their free mixtapes Sit Down, Man and Shut Up, Dude. Das Racist may be the first indie hipster hip hop group. I’ve seen them around. And a lot of my hipster musical introductions (forgive me) come from watching band names scroll across my Sirixm U channel at work and occasionally listening to them. The single that “we” play is Fashion Party, featuring Chairlift, the band who has a girl with dreamy lo fi vocals (as heard on older iPod commercials.)

as per usual, i fancy the one with the beard-

Point being? They can usually be found lurking around NPR and Pitchfork. But once we see them grace the presence of the NYTimes, its a good measure for how far they’ve gone and where it is they’re going. (Like when Arcade Fire was featured this summer there.) Deborah Solomon’s weekly “Questions For” column in the Sunday New York Times Magazine went to, you guessed it, Das Racist. They are either poking fun at the publication or themselves. You decide.

When “indie” hits the mainstream like this, what does it become? I dig a few of their songs and they are coming to DC soon. But do I go? Am I too white for a hip hop show (I certainly feel out of place at live hip hop) or because they associate with the usually white hipster community, does that make my presence OK?

If you haven’t heard their tunes or read about them- I suggest it.

kanye or kan-nay

Perplexed by his new record’s popularity and in complete misunderstanding of Pitchfork’s 10.0 (highest possible) rating, I cannot help but follow the press like a word vomit obsession. I cannot control it, it just comes out. Like out onto your own moving car with everyone you know watching, into a trashcan, or all over your face. Kanye, like vomit, seems to get uncontrollably everywhere. He is an attention whore, tweet factory and all around strange man.

It was Dre who told me not to hate him just to continue my status quo. It was Shai who gave me the GOOD Fridays (and yes I listened to them and enjoyed them for a short while) who helped me consider him as more than just his douchey-ness. After receiving the album for free and listening to it two and a half times all the way through I can say that it is grand, over the top, histrionic, over-produced, arguably layered too much, features a lot (too many?) of big acts (credited and not) and well, is very good. Although I don’t know how I feel about a favorite Pitchfork’s Poptimist columnist Tom Ewing comparing My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy to John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band.

See I’ve always hated Kanye West. And the level of thought I have given this man lately, quite frankly, scares me. I’m not sure I understand his popularity. OK, he’s a good producer. But is his popularity due to Jay-Z’s friendship? (Amazing Terry Gross interview.) The whole Peter Rothbart ‘gatekeeper’ idea is swirling about in my head (thanks Morg). Do we like him because we’ve been told this record would be great? Or is it actually? Also, I do not sympathize in the loss of his mother. She died during an elective cosmetic surgery (THERE, I SAID IT.) But I figured I would share this almost obsession and these ideas with you to see what you think. I am trying to write every day and since moving to DC have totally lost my passion (if there was any, it’s now gone) for politics and have completely thrown myself back into round-the-clock music obsession. Reading about it, writing about it and fervently, discussing it like word vomit. In a nut, I promise to be around more, only if you will.

To keep it short: recently fell into a co-worker’s personal music server with (this is the exact number: 1414 gigs) a lot of music. If you want any, you know what to do. Also, rediscovering my indie white suburban roots: I’ve completely fallen in love with Pavement (perhaps because of Malkmus to Lou Reed like qualities–Riley if you haven’t yet, listen to this band), Pinkerton, and decided I don’t miss college after an anticlimactic evening at a Georgetown show of Best Coast (I know, please don’t say it- inquire within for story, or just check back in a day.) Also Jack White is now ranking as a Jeff Tweedy all-timer (essay to follow as well) and is officially confirmed that I would do dirty nasty things to him.

To keep it short: will be around more, writing more as I’ve forgotten about this outlet and promise to not let our beloved ‘cant fall to the wayside. We need people who can say what everyone else is thinking and I volunteer. Also, if you’re reading this Riley: please accept my facebook friend request. Four months is a long enough wait.

website.com

I saw Ont, others say Ant some call it a Rooom and others a Rum. Car-mell or Ca-Ra-mell? This tells you who says what, where.

Lies, bullshit and hyperbole regarding THE funny-man of the ’80s.

Every time I pick up an instrument and learn how musically inept I am. This is like the same thing, except online. Aaron Terkel, prepare to waste some time here.

Have you seen my virtualstapler.com?

virtual stapler, new links, websites

Have you?

remember these?

This guy comes around too infrequently. Christoph Niemann is a cartoonist, realist, humorist, etc. He can basically explain slim regions of adult life with cartoons, in a respectable publication nonetheless. Isn’t it wonderful? We really are all children. The more we grow up the younger we become. Basically the more I become the proverbial adult, the more I realize what a child I am. Happy to see that IFC airs Freeks & Geeks and Arrested Development, it’s those little things us children look for. Its the stupid jokes we still laugh at and make. So when it comes time for cartoons in the paper, you can count on me.

new sites

http://www.lastpicstanding.com/index – pic popularity contest. ya’ll seen ‘the social network’?

bigassmessage.com – like a facebook status hopped up on cocaine

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2010/08/pictures-words/ – quotes, quips and wit; presented artfully

http://whythefuckdontyouknowabout.com/ – thank you, tom bergerstock’s facebook status, for the current events and pop culture ticker

new links, ithacan't, thacant, new media, fun, ICLA, LA

...because we all waste time on the internet