Having just finished pissing on Bear Grylls

Name: James Walker

Age: 26

Hometown: Midland Park, New Jersey

Responds to: James, Jim, Jimbo, Big Money, Buffalo Boy

Allergies: Hay, shit like that

Self-portrait, below. During his time in the Jersey Highlands, Jim studied white-tailed deer and drank whiskey. In a small steno pad he recorded his observations of the wildlife, as well as documentation of his shelter and surroundings. This self-portrait was created one night while he drank whiskey and watched Bambi. They say that life imitates art, and in this case, Jim’s art imitated the life he lived alone in the woods.

Self-portrait

Heated Day’s Relief from thacant dotcom on Vimeo.

It’ll taste better Wednesday at 10:30. ComedyCentral.com

Go ahead. Give it a lil' squeeze.

the cruelty!

Is it considered animal cruelty if one of the animals isn’t even real? “Imaginary Cruelty,” perhaps?

Most of the time

When these two entities happen to overlap, then you can finally

tell adults what you did this weekend.

fresh pineapple, right off the rind

birthday present comes in the mail!

The Gang's All Here!

Look how tiny Spongebob and Patrick are! And Arnold looks old? And who is that huge guy in the middle? Why it’s Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy of course!

As seen on David Duchovny-

Expansion. Classic.

What’s next? Mutton Chops? Soul Patch? Fu Manchu?

Here are just a few: No one is exempt from the graffiti – not even this no-name model for a culinary school in the City-

Culinary school can't teach you how to grow THIS

Or Kevin Pereira, the host of Attack of the Show that isn’t Olivia Munn-

Kindaaa celebrities

Even females can’t escape the Moustache-graffiti Phantom: This is the new co-host of Attack of the Show, Candace Bailey-

Not Olivia Munn

There are literally HUNDREDS of these markings on ads throughout the subways in NYC. Keep an eye out.

The "Bomb" from the "Hero King" of Queens

It’s got ham, turkey, roast beef, salami, cheese (provolone and American) lettuce, tomato, roasted red peppers, mayonnaise and oil on a thirteen inch sesame seed loaf. Plus the old-fashioned soda. The reviews for Sal, Kris, & Charlie’s Deli do not disappoint.

Two kids, three instruments. Great use of orifices.

These two kids, whom I assume hail from NYU, were performing near Union Square Park. I caught them playing “Yesterday” by the Beatles, followed by a Tom Petty song which escapes me now, but what really matters after such a great ballad. I just hope those recorders aren’t donated to first grade classrooms in Harlem. These kids aren’t even busking… or at least hadn’t acquired any donations yet.

How True

Who else lives with mom and dad, waiting to launch into a career?