1. Spongebob Squarepants turned 10 years old. Last year.
2. I’m older than most college athletes I watch on TV.
3. I don’t get carded at the BevCent anymore (may be due to my frequent visits, but still…)
4. I recently had a conversation with my parents regarding the merits of doing crossword puzzles.
5. I’ve taken a liking to Scotch.
6. All seven housemates on the Real World: D.C. are younger than me.
7. My parents are upsizing from their recent downsize to accommodate for their grandkids’ visits.
8. I’ve begun thinking about unlacing my shoes before putting them on, in order to preserve the integrity of the back of the heel.
9. I actually carry around with me a classy pen that I got for Christmas.
10. I’m graduating from College.
On 01.19.10, In Quotes, By Riley
On 01.09.10, In Quotes, By Riley
On Thursday I headed into New York City, relatively unchartered territory, for a job fair and networking night.
“Get outta the way, Chewbaka.” – Fed, in traffic.
“Look at your skin color. You don’t fit in around here!” – NYPD
“I’m not trying to go to this thing sober.” – Michael Sokol
“You look like Ludacris.” – myself, to Toys “R” Us Employee, Times Square
“The cat is a boy. That means you’re gay!” – Zach Sweeney, in regard to CoCo
“I could go for a drink.” – Kelley Harrison
“This chair is God.” – Brian Ivory
On 01.03.10, In Quotes, By Riley
Recent quotes, from New Years, PPO and such…
“Don’t think I don’t think about it.” – Darius Rucker, former singer of Hootie and the Blowfish
“If I’m paying for conversation, I’m gonna be the one doing the talking!” – Brian Manning, to his taxi driver, post New Year’s Eve Bash
“3 count downs at 12, 1 and 2. Because that’s the best part anyway” – Invitation to Thunderdome MMX: New Year’s Eve
“Please, you can call me Janice…” – a composed Janice Sokol
“It’s David. DO NOT call me Mr. Sokol!” – an irked David Sokol