What Is This Called?

you tell me!

A lot of things go by different names depending where you are. Is it a bubbler or a water fountain? Trash or rubbish? Soda or Pop? This one might just take the cake, though. Sub? Grinder? Hoagie? Hero?

 

Silly Food

before

after

What’s the matter? You’ve never poked spaghetti through a hot dog and cooked it?!

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i’m gonna blog another video

Here are the originals…christmas tree, the phone call (maybe the best one), make your mother proud, and I’m pretty sure it all started with Jackie and Debra….

 

Yield for me!

Unlike many people who live off-campus, I walk to class everyday. My route brings me past Farm Road pond, across Grant Egbert Boulevard (GEB) and through the Park School parking lot. But the crosswalk on GEB has been giving me a lot of trouble all year. You know those signs – “must stop for pedestrians in crosswalk”? There’s one near the Gardens and Emerson, one up in the Terraces, but none on my (and many other students’) route up to campus. But the same rules apply: Pedestrians have the right of way in the crosswalk.

I’ve noticed many fellow pedestrians are reluctant to cross the street when a car is coming. They’ll wait for all cars to pass, then advance. I guess I’m audacious when I don’t break stride going from the path next to the pond to the parking lot. Doing this has caused a lot of drivers to honk at me, swerve and give me the finger, or get their car spit on.

Driver’s ignorance has made me so upset and fearful for my own safety that I’ve considered stopping at Public Safety and requesting that a sign be put in the crosswalk. Then, I realized, I’m a driver too. I stop for pedestrians in crosswalks – hell, I’m one myself most of the time. Calling attention to the intersection of Farm and GEB wouldn’t be helping anyone – it would just be getting more drivers in trouble on a campus where, when you’re behind the wheel, you better hope a campus cop isn’t anywhere near and that he has no reason to pull you over.

What’s going on here? The ignorant drivers aren’t the problem. And besides, it’s fun, as a pedestrian, to exercise control over a car.

 

The End, As We Know It

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, I really do. But it’s time we open our eyes and realize what’s been going on in the past year. We’re five days short of the one-year anniversary of Obama’s inauguration. How wonderful it is to have a man of color who expresses such zeal and promise for hope and change. But let’s heed the downfalls, the tribulations, the just plain weird things that have occurred in the past year. No, folks, this is not a “beginning of 2010″ post – this is a “beginning of the end” post.

For the most part, things were fine for the beginning of Obama’s term. It wasn’t until this past fall that I noticed things going sour. Among the first events that made me unsure of the state of civilization was the crashing of the White House Dinner. This Northern Virginia couple (last name Salahi) somehow got through metal detectors and security screenings ad eventually made their way into the same room as Obama. Pictures on Facebook show them posing with Joe Biden and Katie Couric. I feel uneasy when there are guests I don’t know in my house, and I live in a drab apartment with holes in the wall. How did these folks get into the White House?

Salahi & Salahi

Alas, I move on. Christmas Day brought us a terrorist who carried explosives sewn into his underwear. The terrorist who tried to ignite explosives in his shoe several years ago is now aptly known as the Shoe Bomber. Did this Scrooge who tried to ruin Christmas ever think of his fate had he not succeeded with his attack? The Underwear Bomber?! And, what’s more – didn’t our friends at MTV warn us of the dangers of explosives sewn into underwear when Dallas Grimes (voice of Demi Moore) planted a virus into the lining of Beavis’ shorts, leaving him surrounded by armed secret servicemen and leaving Butthead asking, “uh, can I have a gun?”

More recently, things at NBC have been going downhill. NBC wants to move Jay Leno back to the 11:35 time slot, which would push Conan O’Brien back to 12:05. In my opinion, and the opinion of every person I’ve spoken to regarding this matter, it is idiotic. I have a lot to say about this, but allow to to succinctly quote a letter from Conan to NBC: “The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show.”

Lastly… I found something startling when I last visited Wegmans… behold!

dear god!

L'egget outta here!

Sure, it doesn’t seem like much that a few of the frozen food bins are empty, but this is lack of frozen breakfast treats is just a cog in the greater system that is our economy. It’s a scary thing when the most popular breakfast treat (aside from cereal, let’s be honest here) from age six to fourteen is the victim of national shortage. I wasn’t sure of it before, but now I know… things are bad.

Here’s to a brighter remainder of 2010.

Shit! Did I mention that earthquake in Haiti?

that ain't normal!

head for the high ground!

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I acquired a pair of shades over Thanksgiving break. Since then, they’ve been making their way around from face to face. Here’s some proof!

Colin: Classic

Sebby: Meow

Antoine: Double-Shading

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Quotes, Volume 2

Some quotes that I heard this holiday season….

“Why do you have so much alcohol in the house?” “I like to drink.” (My dad to my cousin)

“What’s a Hannah Montana?” (My grandfather)

“What is that? E-mail on your cell phone? i just use mine for phone calls. I don’t do that text messaging. Is that what it’s called? The whole thing is too much for me.” (My grandfather again, he will appear a lot in this section)

“Yeah, it’s nice to see everyone again…I definitely need a drink though.” (My brother)

“Should we just order chinese or is that too cliche? Jews ordering Chinese on Christmas?” (My brother)

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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.  Sorry again for taking so long between posts, but I plan on getting back to my roots of that neon-colored stapled newsletter and bringing some more rants to the masses.

Yesterday I came across a documentary called “Don’t You Forget About Me.”  This was a documentary made about the impact of John Huhges teen movies in the 80s by four canadian “filmmakers” (and I use that term loosely) who set out to find and speak to the great John Hughes and fail miserably.  While I watched this documentary and enjoyed most of it, I found myself noticing how the four producers must have been film kids in college.  Certain traits just pop out.  As a TV kid (a television-radio major) often times we get lumped in with film kids, and often times we take exception to it.  It’s not that I have anything against film kids, I have some good friends who are film kids, it’s just that film kids and tv kids are quite different. (How many times did I say kid in that sentence? I was aiming for five)  In my opinion (again, this is probably a tad biased, and all film kids please do not take offense), film majors seem to be more pretentious, more “filmy” (if that makes sense) and with an unwarranted sense of superiority.  For some reason film kids seem to look down on the tv kids as not as serious and think the work they produce is better.  In some cases sure, but I know that this semester, tv kids produced some great work (Check out Almost College, seriously, you will not regret it…ictv.org/Almostcollege)….This leads me back to my thesis that film kids are just a little more out there, and a little pretentious in the way they carry themselves and approach their work. Often times over my years in Park I have turned to a fellow TV student and said “I’m so glad I’m not a film kid.”  And I am.  I think that TV and FIlm kids are inherently different.  We are more understated in our creativity and love of entertainment.  We are more down to earth, we approach things differently, and maybe, just maybe, do not take it AS seriously.  You can walk through park and see a film kid and KNOW he or she is a film kid.  They just have that way about them.  It’s just the way it is.  Maybe I have just been around Park too much this semester.  Who knows.  Either way, Happy new year to all TV kids, all film kids, and everyone in general.

 

i love the new yorker

Something that I did not know, the original New Yorker cat is called the Eustace Tilley.

the original

the original

I fall in love with the New Yorker on a daily basis via David Denby’s writing, surprise visits from David Sedaris and of course their cartoons. They are having a contest of sorts for people to craft their own Eustace Tilley.

You can read about the Eustace here, or enter or check out past winners, two of which are below.

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Shameless Self Promotion

Did any of you see that table in Park yesterday promoting ICTV’s new show, Almost College?

acgroupI caught these people tabling and they were also hanging up posters showcasing of all the show’s characters, an intriguing little marketing trick.  I walked over and they were giving out condoms and pong balls with the show’s logo on it and drawing my attention to their upcoming premiere, tonight at 9 on ICTV, also streaming live at ictv.org

I know that a lot of us don’t care much for ICTV.  We aren’t really aware of them or the content they produce.  These condoms and pong balls, shameless self promotion, but what does it mean?  What is this show about?  Either way it pulls you in, so do those catchy posters.

Tonight at 9 on ICTV (Channel 16), or streaming live at ictv.org

All I’m saying is it caught my attention.  I want to see what happens, so have others I’ve talked too.  I think tonight I will be tuning in

I think you should join me.

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