On my birthday, I had a personal favorite of mine, corn muffins, baked for breakfast.
Which got me to thinking, that corn muffins, like blueberry or lemon-poppy muffins, are delicious.
English muffins are delicious too, in a different way – like with melty peanut butter and or jelly – hell, or marmalade - on them.
But if I go to England and order a muffin, I do not want to receive this:
weak
On the other hand, if I order toast in France and get this:
eggselent
I’ll be a happy man.
For once, France prevails at something.