Free Danish Sex

  By Riley | December 4, 2009 - 2:53 pm | Events

As the population temporarily increases during the Global Warming Summit in Copenhagen, the mayor of the city sent postcards to hotels, urging their guests to refrain from getting prostitutes. “Be sustainable – don’t buy sex” the postcards read. Sensible, for such a powerful man – who would want their city to be known only for the Climate Summit, snuff and whores? Not this guy…

But prostitution is a legal practice in Denmark, and prostitutes are responding to the mayor’s urge by offering free sex to guests showing a summit ID badge. Miss Dina, a Danish whore claims that the “Politicians… need to relax after a long day.” That’s where she comes in to play, by having sex with them.

Danke

Danke

I know a few Ithaca students are currently in Denmark, “”attending the conference.”" – SuUuuUuure.

About Riley

I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that. I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night... I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in... America; a place I like to respect and honor. Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it. Enjoy!
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