Back in the days of the Ithacan’t, “Quotes” was one of the most popular segments of the stapled neon newsletter. After an exciting holiday season, I’m here to bring you the quotes of the holidays…
“This truly is amazing.” – My uncle to my father, over Skype.
“America is the land of opportunity! Not Germany.” – My grandmother, in reaction to the news that my sister would be moving to Germany so her husband can get his Ph. D.
“Gram can go get it.” – Myself, after patiently helping Gram down the stairs on the way out to the car, when my father realized she had forgotten something upstairs.
“You’re still playing Bejewled?!” – My sister, several times during the break.
“Don’t mind if I do!” – My brother-in-law, in response to whether he wants another beer or not.
About Riley
I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that.
I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night...
I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in...
America; a place I like to respect and honor.
Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it.
Enjoy!
