Back in the days of the Ithacan’t, “Quotes” was one of the most popular segments of the stapled neon newsletter. After an exciting holiday season, I’m here to bring you the quotes of the holidays…
“This truly is amazing.” – My uncle to my father, over Skype.
“America is the land of opportunity! Not Germany.” – My grandmother, in reaction to the news that my sister would be moving to Germany so her husband can get his Ph. D.
“Gram can go get it.” – Myself, after patiently helping Gram down the stairs on the way out to the car, when my father realized she had forgotten something upstairs.
“You’re still playing Bejewled?!” – My sister, several times during the break.
“Don’t mind if I do!” – My brother-in-law, in response to whether he wants another beer or not.