You seen this Lithuanian guy throw a dog off a bridge?
normal
michael jackson baby-esque
doggy parachute deploy!
crunch
But don’t worry. The Internet has informed us that the dog is okay, and Lithuanian sources inform us that it only suffered “yvūnų globos ir kontrolės tarny.”
About Riley
I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that.
I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night...
I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in...
America; a place I like to respect and honor.
Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it.
Enjoy!
