We’re not Ivy League, our 1960′s academic buildings look like they’re straight out of Anchorman, and dozens of our students live in a glorified trailer. But at least e-mails full of sexual conduct between two staff people haven’t leaked to the whole campus, like it did at Cornell. Check it. The e-mail exchanges leaked to the whole campus.
With the exception of that guy that works on the maintenance staff and the woman from the dining hall who can be seen smooching by Chapel Pond when their breaks coincide, there is not much inter-faculty/staff relations. (Peter Johanns/ April Johanns is a different story – I’ve seen the name change in the e-mails to Park students, but I’ve never seen you in real life.)

loves the tickle

oh. my. god.