Creativity, Thanks to the Internet, Self

I’d consider myself a creative person. I did after all develop, design and utilize the shopping cart grill:

The coals are supported by a series of empty beer cans, to bring the heat closer to the cooking surface, which is where you’d put your groceries if you were using this in its normal context. The rear part of the cart was taken out, to facilitate burger-flipping and wiener-rotating. The concept of using the upper section (where you’d put yer eggs or yer mom would put her purse) as a bun-toaster didn’t work out too well, but the thought was there. Best of all, the Shopping Cart Grill (patent not pending) is portable! And it cooks a damn good burger. Please, don’t knock it until – or unless – you’ve tried one.

delicious

Here’s an awesome drinking vessel I’ve seen on the Internet:

bombin'

This cup combines a shot glass and a drinking glass. Granted, having the two separate cups would allow for Jager-bombs, but this combines it into one. Got some girls over that want to take shots, and some guys looking to pour some black-and-tans? These glasses would be clutch!

Then there’s this creative thing I’ve seen. A little more utilitarian, practical, but still ingenious…

stand up!

This foot-holder allows you to sweep up yer dirt without getting on your hands and knees to do so. Simple, but helpful. Maybe I’m drawn to it because my summer ‘job’ requires me to do a lot of sweeping and I’d be glad to put this dustpan to work.

This last product here, is pretty much an emoticon at work.

ralph!

Besides the fact that it looks like a frog vomiting unholy things, I’d say it’s pretty cool!

About Riley

I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that. I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night... I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in... America; a place I like to respect and honor. Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it. Enjoy!
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