We all know someone who might be a hoarder. They can’t pass up a good deal. They’ll buy another one before using the one they’ve got. They can’t part with things. They’ll use it, they promise. Yeah, yeah, save it for someone who cares. They accumulate, accumulate, accumulate.
Here’s the revelatory list. You might be a hoarder if…
10. You keep extra “Fire” packets from Taco Bell, in case you want to spice up some food at home.
fire bad
9. You have more than one bottle of conditioner open at a time.
8. You have more than two piles of dirty laundry.
7. You need to follow narrow paths in the carpet to get from one place to the next.
stacks
6. You’ve noticed that parts of the bread are moldy. (“Some of it can be salvaged though,” you’re thinking. No. It can’t).
5. You keep something with no sentimental value that’s broken: “Hey man, I had to borrow a pen, but it wasn’t working, so then I tried another one I saw right next to it, and that one didn’t have any ink in it either. What’s up with that?” / “Oh, did you get it from my windowsill? Because that’s where I keep my dead pens.”
4. You always have something to blow your nose with. Often, it is either used, crumpled up in a tight ball, and from a fast food joint.
3. You have more than two flavors of cream cheese in your fridge. Both are opened and one is beginning to mold.
ehh
2. You collect “collections.”
1. You are oblivious of the shows Hoarding: Buried Alive and Hoarders.
