1. Spongebob Squarepants turned 10 years old. Last year.
2. I’m older than most college athletes I watch on TV.
3. I don’t get carded at the BevCent anymore (may be due to my frequent visits, but still…)
4. I recently had a conversation with my parents regarding the merits of doing crossword puzzles.
5. I’ve taken a liking to Scotch.
6. All seven housemates on the Real World: D.C. are younger than me.
7. My parents are upsizing from their recent downsize to accommodate for their grandkids’ visits.
8. I’ve begun thinking about unlacing my shoes before putting them on, in order to preserve the integrity of the back of the heel.
9. I actually carry around with me a classy pen that I got for Christmas.
10. I’m graduating from College.
