On Thursday I headed into New York City, relatively unchartered territory, for a job fair and networking night.
“Get outta the way, Chewbaka.” – Fed, in traffic.
“Look at your skin color. You don’t fit in around here!” – NYPD
“I’m not trying to go to this thing sober.” – Michael Sokol
“You look like Ludacris.” – myself, to Toys “R” Us Employee, Times Square
“The cat is a boy. That means you’re gay!” – Zach Sweeney, in regard to CoCo
“I could go for a drink.” – Kelley Harrison
“This chair is God.” – Brian Ivory
About Riley
I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that.
I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night...
I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in...
America; a place I like to respect and honor.
Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it.
Enjoy!
