Summer Quotes

Summer garb doesn’t allow for notepads to be kept in pockets. Accordingly, not a lot of good quotes get written down. But some were…

Manual labor always makes the domestic canned beer taste better. – Tim Shea

Meat is delicious. We’re supposed to eat it. That’s why there’s a food pyramid, and we’re at the top of it.” – Cousin Peter

You should read The Smoking Jacket. It’s the non-objectifying version of Playboy. Needless to say it’s all blank pages.” – Brian Manning

Pulled pork. There’s lots of it in Troy. – Christopher Winn

This new ionized water. It makes you younger… Well it makes you feel younger. – Co-worker Paul

Of course there is room for criticism. – Brian Ivory

About Riley

I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that. I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night... I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in... America; a place I like to respect and honor. Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it. Enjoy!
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