so you’re a hippy…

On August 18, 2009, in Rants, by Riley
Cool car. Good job spending hundreds to convert your engine so it can run on vegetable oil. And for what? I know what you were thinking – the initial investment is a lot, but it’ll pay off. Bullshit. You paid a lot to get your car like this, and you didn’t even get your money’s worth. Otherwise, why would you be selling it. I don’t know who you are, but as I found this car – a VW – parked at GrassRoots, I’m going to assume a few things; you’re a hippy, you’re a vegetarian, and you own a reggae CD (or tape depending on system). Good luck finding a new car. I’ll be the guy eating meat and filling up with regular.
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Riley

I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that. I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night... I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in... America; a place I like to respect and honor. Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it. Enjoy!

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  • Lbutt

    would you approve of a beer-powered car?

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