The Urban Effect. That’s what I’m calling it – when someone is clad in all Urban Outfitters Apparel. It’s not that bad now, but it’s only the beginning of August. Come the first day of classes, you’re gonna see bitches wearing spray-on jeans, dudes in lame graphic tees, and way too many cardigans.
I’m not saying that I’m the first one to use the term, but with the new Ithaca store, it needs to be said. Wearing good-looking clothes doesn’t make you good looking. Don’t assume that spending outrageous amounts of money on hipster clothes will make you look cool, you look like an idiot and you’re $200 poorer for it. Pretty soon every chick around campus will be looking like this;
except less creative. And more pathetic.
Take Friday night for example. Decent party, plenty of Busch and Marlboros. But then I saw some chick from my anthro class looking like an Urban model without any of the makeup or good looks. Just the clothes and her being too drunk to pull it off. Dress normally, bitch. Then the cops came.
