“Fat people aren’t ticklish. I’m convinced,” Ithaca College senior Brian Ivory states.
There’s a ticklish center the IMC major states. Fat people do have it, but it is deeper in the core, several inches of fat layers away from where any tickle-fingers could reach it.
Look, here’s a skinny person like me or you:
green represents ticklish core
But a fat person has about a foot that the tickle neurons would have to travel to illicit a squirm or giggle:
at LEAST a foot
About Riley
I'm Riley. One could say that I started this website. It's a continuation of the Ithacan't, a publication created during a semester in Los Angeles to cure boredom and make an effort to entertain students living in Burbank. Needless to say, I like to write, as well as be awesome. But there's more to me than just that.
I like to run; Sometimes in races, but oftentimes just in the trails of Ithaca. On Sundays I might be hungover, because on Saturday night...
I like to drink beer; Natty, especially. Otherwise I'm going to spend money on a craftier beer. Or a bottle of Scotch - which isn't produced in...
America; a place I like to respect and honor.
Occasionally, I write. But there's no photographic evidence of that, so just take my word for it.
Enjoy!
