If you go to Ithaca College, you’re familiar with the Ithacan and the weekly Public Safety Incident log. This is where you read about kids smoking pot in rooms in the towers. Or underage possession or alcohol. Rolling ankles on the Rape Trail, public indecency, trespassing, theft, or recurrent smashed fruits on the exteriors of buildings. Pretty much all things fun that people got in trouble for. Except for the rolled ankles. That just sucks, and Ithaca has got to be on the top-10 worst campuses to be lame on.

So with all this marijuana and alcohol being confiscated, a student’s got to wonder, “what do they do with it?” From what I gather from my most recent e-mail, they stash the seized alcohol in some room in the East Tower. The message from Public Safety reads;

Public Safety Alert

Burglary East Tower

The Office of Public Safety is investigating the report of a burglary that occurred in the East Tower.  According to the complaint, someone entered a non-residential room between 09/08/09 and 09/16/09 and stole alcohol. There was no sign of forced entry into the room.

So what do we gather from this? Apparently some freshman or sophomore in the towers has been doing their homework. And not the bullshit they’re assigned in class. I mean homework, like investigation. This kid or kids found out where all this booze is put and lifted it. Genius! Now the R.A.s have a mega-party at the end of the year.

No forced entry? Was this door not even locked. I can’t believe I never thought of this.

Thieves, I hope you got wasted, and I commend your audacity.

This leaves us with one unanswered question, though: Where do they lock up the weed?