Bob Dylan's Danish exhibit will feature 100 acrylics and watercolors.
Bobby Dylan is Jewish and releasing an album of Christmas Carols.
But after you get over that one, try this on for size. Just like Mr. Macca, he is a painter. More than 100 of Dylan’s own paintings and artwork will be on display in the Statens Museum for Kunst, the Danish National Gallery in Copenhagen. So if you have time, swing by and check it out.
I consider myself, like most Ithaca students, liberal. I think I’m the smartest person in the room , I don’t buy things from Wal-Mart, and I listen to the Grateful Dead. But I am not a fucking hippie. I shower.
A few weeks ago, I worked for a food vendor at the Grassroots Festival with a few other kids around my age, whom I got along with pretty well. Our supervisor was a man of middle-eastern descent. I got along with him too. A very easy-going man, we could joke around and give each other a hard time. I soon learned that he nearly used the guise of being a vendor to enjoy the music scene.
One day at the festival, after getting off the phone with someone, speaking in a different language, he instructed me to rinse something out using a colander, ya know, a strainer. But with his accent, the word ‘colander’ sounded like ‘calendar,’ ya know, a dayminder. I wasn’t even the first one to joke about his accent, but I’ll admit that it was humorous. It was one of the other kids that said, “You mean a CAH-LINDER, boss?”
Then, hippie-bitch that worked with us tried to pull the righteous card. “Real mature guys, make fun of a man not from this country about his accent.” I was okay with this, everyone has those few words we can’t say right. But then she came out with, “Let’s see how good your Hebrew is.”
Furious. Go take a shower, hippie.
