I spend a lot of time on the Internet. Hopefully, as a reader of this esteemed online publication, you do too, on this site. Most of my cyber meanderings arbitrarily take me to random images, some with funny captions, others, with cats. Sometimes, themes emerge, and subjects just pop out. Cats, like I said, are one of them. But another less cute and much more delicious subject is bacon.
Here’s a creative, humorous bacon image…

The use of a hand dryer at a rest stop disproved this sign
There’s a beer brewed with bacon. Pouring it in here would be meat-gasmic!

Don't Mind If I Do!
With this new product, bacon bits could be a thing of the past:

Vegetarian-Safe!
The Internet has also lead me to some cocktails made with bacon. The “meatini,” “bacon, not stirred.”
If you look hard enough, you’ll be able to find bacon-bras out there in cyberland. I’d like to put a picture up, but we’re trying to keep things SFW here at thacant.
What’s important to remember about bacon, is that it’s always there for you, offering solace comparable only to beer and screaming oneself to sleep. Here’s a closing picture that really sums it up:

prty plz