Dog Eat Dog
I can see why this leash might turn some heads. What an awful way to take your dog for a walk, something I understand dog-owners have to do multiple times a day. You’re volunteering to become a spectacle by using one of these leashes, with each passerby getting the impression that you’re shooting your dog, execution style. Have you ever seen Fight Club? The threat of execution is enough to make you enroll in school to pursue your dreams – that is, if you’re an Asian cashier. But does the dog know this? No – there’s no threat, there’s just pissing, shitting, fresh air and a maniacal owner. Man’s best friend, eh?
Maybe the use of the gun-leash is an act of bitter resentment. A classic Seinfeld joke reads, “If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? At the end of the day, it’s your dog, and you love him, even if for the length of the walk you want to remind yourself who’s in charge.
Dot Com.
Dogs on the Internet, while not as popular or beloved as cats, are still a humorous subject. Here are some worthy pictures I’ve extracted from CyberSpace…
This first one is a little reminiscent of the Halloween costume which gives the illusion you are riding a horse or dragon, while in reality, your costumed legs function as the legs of said dragon or horse.
Up and Away~!
This next dog picture features a monkey, which may be an unfair advantage, but the effectual message being sent from finger to hand says so much:
Monkey: "eh, excuuuse me!"
Lastly, this sweatered dog has a request, or rather a demand…
clothes on animlas = funny
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