Remember those nights when you used to remember those nights? That’s because you didn’t go out and get plastered. It all starts with that one text or phone call.  Here’s how mine starts and ends.

“Hey Fed, you want to go out for some drinks?”

“Nah, I’ve got some work to do.”

“Alright man.”

Moments later, after surfing through Facebook and adding some finishing touches to yet another Facebook Status, I get another call.

“Yo, bro. You want to go to Happy Hour?”

This time I’m thinking about it. They got me thinking about it.

“…Nah man, I’ve got some reading to do.”

At this point, I feel they sense my reluctance and fear of yet another night of debauchery. So this is when they insist.

“C’mon, bro, stop being a bum and let’s go drink.”

Now I’m being challenged. Who reads anyway? But I want to prioritize. I must do my work. I cannot have another morning in which I have to wake up at six in the morning to bang out some chapter questions and readings. I cannot! I will not! As I’m thinking all of this in my head, I have to muster the words back to them. The other voice is starting to get antsy.

“Yo, you there bro?”

No I am not here. I am trying to avoid another defying decision towards my life obstacles. I am involved in crucial judgment making when it comes to my career motives. My perseverance, self respect, and determination to make a career out of my studies will not be hindered by your shenanigans. I don’t want to use up one of my lifelines tonight. Not tonight.

So I respond.

“What time?”

I’ve lost this round.

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Recession-Friendly Sake

This past weekend I ventured to Collegetown to take part in the ritual known city-wide as “sake bombing.” I haven’t taken part in this sacred art since the pre-carding days of Miyakes we so fondly recall from freshman year.

Basically, what you do is pour a few ounces from a 22oz. Sapporo into a mug. You pour some sake into a shot glass, balance that on top of the mug, slam the table so it falls, and chug it down.

...as such

...as such

Back in the fall of 2006, when I was a relative lightweight, one order would get me drunk. But this past weekend, I got a buzz, if that. And I noticed that prices were much higher than I recall from a few years back. $9.95 for some beer and sake? Never again.
So I introduce to you, the American Bomb.

What you’ve got to do, when going sake bombing, is go prepared. This means a backpack filled with beers and liquor. What works for me, is a few tall boys of Natty Light, and a flask full o’ scotch.

Once you’ve done all your sake bombs and your table is a mess, you get American on their Japanese asses.

Fill yer mug with the Natty, put your scotch in the shot glass, and slam it down.

Bombs never tasted so good, or so American.

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new favorite word: itinerant

More from Vice Magazine- as always.

In their most recent issue is an interview with a sense of un-professionalism that is all too familiar. With a guy whose father is the Chicken Soup for the Soul creator/writer (but left him, his brother and mom when he was one) was addicted to heroin, a circus member and now plays in a heavy metal scream-o jazz band called Child Abuse. At the age of 35, this guy has been through enough for a life memoir. I may actually follow up here and check out this book.

child abuse (try googe image searching that one.)

child abuse (try google image searching that one.)

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Do you, really?

bulloney

bulloney

If you love her so much, why don’t you spell Krissy‘s name right?

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sleepn’t

what it iswhat it is
my roommate wasn't impressedmy roommate wasn’t impressed

While this is our target audience, we promise you it’s not this boring.

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sharpie ninja

sharpie ninja

sharpie ninja

Saw about a dozen of these fellas drawn upon the walls of the port-o-potties at Grassroots.

Maybe it was just six. I was seeing double.

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