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Measuring an astounding fourteen inches, it’s among the largest to be caught this season.
Also found under the surface was a Zona can and a lot of cigarette butts.
More alarming, though, was an aforementioned townie who decided to bring his pet snake to the gorge for the day.
A few problems with this: Don’t carry something that a large amount of people are terrified of. I’m not bringing my pet gun or a clown in public.
What if he let’s go? Snakes swim, and I bet they do so faster than me, especially while I’m panicking.
Thirdly, while he took a break from cooling off his snake, and retreated to the aforementioned rocks, I didn’t see the snake. That’s not to say he didn’t put it in a cage, I wasn’t watching too attentively – I was hunting lobsters – but when I see a guy playing with a snake in water, then see him, snakeless, smoking on a rock while I’m swimming, I get a little frightened.
If you’ve read down this far, I’ll tell you a secret – the lobster is really just a crayfish.
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