Some quotes that I heard this holiday season….
“Why do you have so much alcohol in the house?” “I like to drink.” (My dad to my cousin)
“What’s a Hannah Montana?” (My grandfather)
“What is that? E-mail on your cell phone? i just use mine for phone calls. I don’t do that text messaging. Is that what it’s called? The whole thing is too much for me.” (My grandfather again, he will appear a lot in this section)
“Yeah, it’s nice to see everyone again…I definitely need a drink though.” (My brother)
“Should we just order chinese or is that too cliche? Jews ordering Chinese on Christmas?” (My brother)
About Jordan
Who am I and why should you care about what I have to say?
My name is Jordan, and I am a white Jewish kid, from the streets of Staten Island, New York. I am a Television-Radio, Video Production major and I love to write.
I am just a man, one who often times gets annoyed by the little things and likes to bitch to his friends about it in a comedic way. I am always in constant thought and have a habit of over-analyzing things. I have always been an outgoing kid and someone who has never been afraid to speak his mind.
As I have grown older, I have also grown lazier. Leisure is not just an idea to me; it is my lifestyle. I have no problem sitting on the couch and watching TV and I actually get great enjoyment out of it.
I am a cynic, I like to rant, I think about strange things, and I always tell it like it is.
“Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
