Some quotes that I heard this holiday season….
“Why do you have so much alcohol in the house?” “I like to drink.” (My dad to my cousin)
“What’s a Hannah Montana?” (My grandfather)
“What is that? E-mail on your cell phone? i just use mine for phone calls. I don’t do that text messaging. Is that what it’s called? The whole thing is too much for me.” (My grandfather again, he will appear a lot in this section)
“Yeah, it’s nice to see everyone again…I definitely need a drink though.” (My brother)
“Should we just order chinese or is that too cliche? Jews ordering Chinese on Christmas?” (My brother)
